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Maintainer Post

Mar. 7th, 2006 | 09:33 pm
mood: accomplishedaccomplished
posted by: rebblegirl in daughter_in_law

Hello Ladies!
This is just a little note to inform you all that i have made this community a FRIENDS ONLY COMMUNITY.
I still have to pass this By Shanna...but i hope that she will agree!
I am taking the advice of a new friend :) you know who you are, and I thank you!

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contest.....

Mar. 7th, 2006 | 03:30 pm
mood: annoyedannoyed
posted by: rebblegirl in daughter_in_law

ok ladies so far we only have two entries for the contest!  reminders the last day to turn in a picture is Thursday :)....


i am getting the feeling that no one liked my contest idea :( :(

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Attention ALL reguarding the contest!!!!

Mar. 6th, 2006 | 07:08 pm
mood: amusedamused
posted by: rebblegirl in daughter_in_law

hello ladies, not sure i made myself clear about the contest so i'll post again about it :)


ok you must...comment to the first entry i made.....using the header "My picture for the contest"

Just one sample picture please :) I have posted my picture for the contest so that you all have an idea.
again voting will take place 3-5 days....LAST DAY FOR ENTRY FOR THIS CONTEST IS THURSDAY MARCH THE 9TH ALL ENTRIES MUST BE IN THEN!!! THEN WE ALL SHALL VOTE FOR THE UGLIEST MOTHER-IN-LAW!!!! 

GOOD LUCK LADIES AND PLEASE HAVE FUN!!!!

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UGLIEST PICTURE contest

Mar. 6th, 2006 | 05:24 pm
posted by: tiny_tinkerbell in daughter_in_law


<lj-cut>
  Doesn't my son look so distressed to be in her arms?  She's evil I tell you, evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for having this contest.  I needed to blow off steam about *something* today.  :p

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Attention to all!!!

Mar. 6th, 2006 | 04:42 pm
mood: amusedamused
posted by: rebblegirl in daughter_in_law

Hello to all, I was bored and got to thinking! Ladies we need to do something fun! So i am offering a CONTEST!!!! that is right a CONTEST! 
So here it goes.....all in the community may enter.

here is the Contest: UGLIEST PICTURE (MOTHER-IN-LAW)

RULES:  POST ALL PICTURES TO THIS ENTRY, VOTING WILL TAKE PLACE 3 TO 5 DAYS....
...ONLY ONE PICTURE FOR THE ENTRY~WE ALL MUST VOTE AND THE WINNER WILL BE POSTED TO THE INFO PAGE UNDER THE UGLIEST MOTHER-IN-LAW.


ALL ENTRIES MUST BE IN BY THURSDAY MARCH THE 9TH, PUT PICTURES IN AS A COMMENT TO THIS (A POST) THE SUBJECT SHOULD BE "MY PICTURE FOR THE CONTEST" THANKS ALL!!! hOPE YOU ALL HAVE FUN! i HAVE POSTED MY PICTURE FOR THE CONTEST SO THAT YOU ALL CAN SEE HOW I WANT IT DONE....GOOD LUCK!

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I hate that woman!

Mar. 6th, 2006 | 11:01 am
mood: aggravatedaggravated
posted by: rebblegirl in daughter_in_law

We went to church last night, of course the in-laws went and took one of the twins (RYAN) well we saw some people we haven't seen in a while and they were talking to us and the in-laws. They friend asked my mother-in-law SO HOW MANY GRANDKIDS DO YOU HAVE NOW? She said well i have 6 and one on the way and looked at me and said....AND THAT BETTER BE IT! Well honey...i Would love to have more kids....but i am not sure my body could handle it.....after all i was told i couldn't have any more and i turned up PREGNANT!
I just am in a bad mood....she took Kourtney to church with them when she was a baby, she takes turns with the twins....she has NEVER ONCE asked to take Kendrick EVER! Church must be a show off thing to her or something....cause she is like this is one of Angie's kids....this is one of the twins.....twins this twins that!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I am really upset with her.....she'll be sorry someday for playing favorites!!!!

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More to Laugh at!

Mar. 3rd, 2006 | 08:58 pm
mood: amusedamused
posted by: rebblegirl in daughter_in_law

Q: Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your mother-in-law?

A: A vicious dog eventually lets go!

Q: What's the difference between a dead mother-in-law lying in the middle of the road, and a dead snake lying in the middle of the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the snake!


Doctor: I'm sorry to say that your MIL had a heart attack.
SIL/DIL: That's impossible!
Doctor: What do mean that's impossible?
SIL/DIL: She can't have a heart attack! She doesn't have a heart!


Q: What does a mil call her broom?

A: Basic transportation.


A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee. "How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!" "Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for a while." Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?" The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now!"

My Mother-in-law's other car is a Broom!

My MIL asked me, "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the mantelpiece (the shelf above the open fireplace)?" I told her, "So as to keep the kids away from the fire."

My MIL said to me, "I'll dance on your grave." I said, "I hope you do. I'm being buried at sea."

Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law

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somethings to laugh at!!!

Mar. 2nd, 2006 | 04:04 pm
mood: cheerfulcheerful
posted by: rebblegirl in daughter_in_law

Q: What do you do if you miss your MIL??

A: RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!


Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."

A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"


Mother Knows Best: At a senior citizen's meeting, a couple were celebrating their 50th Anniversary. The husband stood up and was telling story of his dating habits in his youth. It seemed that every time he brought home a girl to meet his mother, his mother didn't like her. So, finally, he started searching until he found a girl who not only looked like his mother and acted like his mother, she even sounded like his mother. So he brought her home one night to have dinner, and his father didn't like her.


Two lifeguards are working together on a beach when one of them notices sharks circling a woman who has drifted out a little too far. He begins to get up to race to her rescue when the other lifeguard grabs his arm and holds him back.
The first lifeguard says,"Why are you holding me back? We have to go save that woman!"
To which the other replies, "Don't worry. That woman is my mother-in-law."
"Are you trying to kill her?"
"Although the idea may be tempting, that is not my intent. Just watch."
With that, the sharks organize themselves beneath the woman, and ride her on their backs all the way to shore, safely depositing her.
"What in the world gave you the notion that would happen," asked the first lifeguard.
"Professional courtesy."

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your MIL?

A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, your MIL doesn't know the difference.

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New Member

Feb. 27th, 2006 | 02:00 pm
posted by: vielka in daughter_in_law

Hi Everyone! I'm fairly new to LJ (since before Christmas) and have just started looking for communities to join. I was sitting here thinking about what kinds I'd like to join and I realized that my blog is mostly filled with complaints about my inlaws (yes, not just my MIL, but the whole crowd of them). So, I searched for in-laws and found this place, which is right up my ally!!

I'm 29 yrs old and the mother of 1 wonderful 5 yr old daughter. Hubby and I have been married for nearly 8 years (dated for a year and a half before that) and ever since our engagement I've put up with my not so wonderful mother in law. In the last couple years, the psychosis of my MIL has spread to include my SIL and FIL (to a lesser degree) so it's just fun and games at holidays!! I guess that's all for now, as I'm at work and technically supposed to be working. hehe I"ll be back with all kinds of fun stories about my in-laws.

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SHRIEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

Feb. 27th, 2006 | 10:00 am
posted by: harleygirlsd in daughter_in_law

A quick note, and I made this F.O. because I didn't want D seeing me "talking shit" about his mother.

My mother in law and I were talking recently (an event in itself!) X) ... and I made a joke about having made our 9-year old son a "shopping junkie" because he loves going shopping with me (no matter where!)

She looks at me and says "you know, you shouldn't be doing that. You'll make him gay."

I looked at her like "WHAAAT?" ... and I seriously thought she was kidding!

She was DEAD SERIOUS, my friends! She said boys that spend too much time with their mothers end up being gay!!

I actually had to get up and LEAVE THE ROOM!

DID YOU *EVER* HEAR SUCH SHIT?!?!? NO WONDER poor D is such a friggin' MESS!

LOL... she never ceases to amaze me!

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