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Mar. 3rd, 2006 | 08:58 pm
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posted by: rebblegirl in daughter_in_law

Q: Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your mother-in-law?

A: A vicious dog eventually lets go!

Q: What's the difference between a dead mother-in-law lying in the middle of the road, and a dead snake lying in the middle of the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the snake!


Doctor: I'm sorry to say that your MIL had a heart attack.
SIL/DIL: That's impossible!
Doctor: What do mean that's impossible?
SIL/DIL: She can't have a heart attack! She doesn't have a heart!


Q: What does a mil call her broom?

A: Basic transportation.


A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee. "How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!" "Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for a while." Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?" The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now!"

My Mother-in-law's other car is a Broom!

My MIL asked me, "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the mantelpiece (the shelf above the open fireplace)?" I told her, "So as to keep the kids away from the fire."

My MIL said to me, "I'll dance on your grave." I said, "I hope you do. I'm being buried at sea."

Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law

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from: fallpryncess
date: Mar. 4th, 2006 04:25 am (UTC)
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Where do you find this stuff? It's hilarious. Thanks for sharing. I needed a laugh.

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from: rebblegirl
date: Mar. 5th, 2006 01:38 am (UTC)
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just happened to find it!!! :) Thought i would share a laugh! Cause i needed one!

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from: ladidarkmoon
date: Mar. 7th, 2006 05:37 pm (UTC)
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You make it sound like all those whom fly on a broom are evil :P

I refuse to grow-up to become an evil Mother-In-Law! But I am keeping my broom.

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from: rebblegirl
date: Mar. 7th, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC)
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giggles!!! :P

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